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Robot Remorse

Two weeks ago I went through the entirety of the Futurama series, including the movies, in about five days (be very careful with your Netflix subscription, it is highly addictive). One of the most interesting aspects of that show is how they deal with artificial intelligence, as exemplified by the leading man’s best friend, a robot named Bender. Bender’s ability to experience all different kinds of emotions, while still being a programmed machine, gets joked about lot. I’ve always found the idea of AI interesting, even before the Spielberg/H.J. Osment joint, and so a few months ago I put together a song about it.  It’s what I imagine goes through a robot’s chips after it realizes it just did something really bad.  So it’s called Robot Remorse, and even though remorse is the last emotion you’d find in Bender’s circuits, clicking him will get you to the track.

Bite his shiny, emotionful ass

P.S. If you’d like to prove your own ability for emotion and intelligence you can come see the VB’s at the United Church in central square of Keene, NH today at 3:30 and then at the Salt Hill Pub in Newport, NH tonight.

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R.G.S.

Anyone who has enjoyed a moment of the American version of The Office has, possibly without knowing it, enjoyed a watered-down version of the comedy of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, the creators of the original British series. While the American Office has gone in different directions than its British predecessor, much of what still makes it funny are the ideas with which Gervais and Merchant started. This is why it suits any Office fan, or in fact any fan of comedy, to dive further into the careers of both Gervais and Merchant. Having already done so fairly extensively, I can tell you some highlights I’ve found. Gervais’s stand-up acts, which were apparently some of the highest-grossing comedy tours ever, let his comedic timing and sharp wit really shine. He does his takes on religion and nature and so many other topics, letting out his high-pitched fury and the funny all at the same time. He’s also been in various major movies with varying sized roles. It’s harder to find solo work of Stephen Merchant, apart from the occasional cameo in a Simon Pegg film. The work they have done together, however, is certainly their best. The series Extras, a pretty funny video with Warwick Davis making fun of English football (soccer) stars Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch, and various other appearances at awards shows are all crowd-pleasers. My favorite so far, however, is the Ricky Gervais Show, which is basically animated interpretations of conversations (originally Podcasts) between Gervais, Merchant and their friend Karl Pilkington. The shows seem to focus on the peculiar and often mishandled attempts of Pilkington in trying to explain some rather deep psychological issues affecting him and indeed the whole of humanity. Of course, it is then Merchant’s and especially Gervais’s job to wittingly mock every one of Pilkington’s words thoroughly. Sometimes I tend to feel bad for poor Karl, as he does get quite the ripping, and generally just takes it. But I think that’s part of the point; part of his role is to be dumb, but also relatable, as we all make dumb remarks, if only to ourselves. Thus the roles are set and played perfectly, so naturally. I like to think that these three friends have been conversing in exactly the same way for years, and only recently have the recorders been turned on for us to enjoy.
Here’s a taste, (careful for working or younger viewers; there’s explicit content in all of these):

P.S. Catch us tomorrow night (Saturday) at the Dutch Treat in Franconia, N.H. and don’t forget to buy tickets for the Van Buren Turkey Bash Fest at the Middle East on the 26th.

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VB Cheat Sheet #1

We here at The Van Burens are all not only students of the game of music but we also love to teach the game anywhere and to anyone, in the hopes of helping people grow as musicians, advancing the common knowledge, creating new inspirers and simply bettering the world.  We also do it for money.  (Speaking of which, anyone in the South Shore/Boston area looking for music lessons can email us here at vanburenmusic@gmail.com or at our subsidiary KeySmith Music at keysmithmusic@gmail.com)

With that in mind, I present the first in a possible series of posts which dive into the actual music of The Van Burens from the perspective of the musician.  Now as a music teacher, I must emphasize that the best way to really get to know any music is to listen as much and as attentively as possible, which is why I suggest listening to The Van Burens’ Eager EP (provided streaming here in the sidebar (—>) or for download from iTunes)  constantly throughout the day… even in the bathroom – nay, especially in the bathroom.  I can’t stress this enough:  listening to The Van Burens music is of utmost importance to anyone claiming to study music.  It’s basically a prerequisite.  That said, as a working musician I also know that sometimes it’s more fun to just get some sheet music and start playing.  Purists might call it cheating, but it can be just as edifying as listening.  As one of those purists, I’ve decided to entitle the series “VB Cheat Sheets: Van Buren Music Volume 1: The Eager EP: Rise of the Machines”.

In addition to the educational side-effects, this series also gives me the rare chance to use a cool music rendering JavaScript API known as VexFlow.  Check out the website here. To work, it requires enabling JavaScript on your web browser, which must also be HTML5 capable.

One might assume, given that the name of this sweet music rendering software is VexFlow, that for the first of the VBCSVBMVITEEPROTM series, I would choose the Van Buren song Flow. To that I say quit making so many danged assumptions. Instead to kick it off, we examine a section of the (presumably) Burenhead favorite Jeffrey’s World.  This section serves as the first major break from the verse leading towards the first pre-chorus and subsequent chorus of “rides” and has been given the VB appellation “the First Uncle Louie” (the second being after “Webley” (I was originally going to direct you to a video of the Howie Mandel animated series Bobby’s World here for etymology of the section names, but in doing a little research – very little – I realized that the name Uncle Louie doesn’t come from Bobby’s World. Bobby’s uncle was named Ted, which apparently the Van Burens were too lazy to look up at the time. Actually I think we just wanted so badly to connect Louie Anderson to the idea.))  It starts at 2:36 with Pinky repeating this 6/8 line, which is also called a “noogie” in Van Burenish, as Bobby’s uncle Ted or Louie or whatever was known for dishing out a good noogie:

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P. Bear and McGee then enter with a 4/4 beat and the bass notes: E, F#, G, A, B, C, B, D, D# all whole notes except the D is a half tied to an eighth note and the D# is a dotted quarter.  Smitty joins in after one time through the progression with a patented SmittyPicked line, which repeats like Pinky’s line, but starts on beat three, creating a pleasing displacement: Canvas not supported

At the start of the next progression,  the Pinkster brings in the devastation with the left side of the board, setting the stage for my always epic entrance.  This is one of my favorite lines that I’ve written, probably because it has that familiar vaguely-sounds-like-something-you’ve-heard-before quality.  And while I’m pretty sure it is original, if anyone happens to find that they wrote a line like this way before I did, please don’t sue! Our lawyers will already be busy with John Tesh. Anyway here’s how it goes:

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I was having trouble getting some things to work so there are two missing ties: between the last note of the second stave and the first note of the third, and between the last note of the third stave and the first of the fourth.
Be sure to play it twice, holding out the last E over the first bar and a half of the second time through. It also sounds best with increasing intensity throughout, when you’re jamming at home.

“The First Uncle Louie” ends with a Pinkman noogie break which blasts off into the first pre-chorus, which I’ll leave to the reader to transcribe.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this first look under the musical hood.  Stay tuned for more Cheat Sheets to come.  Until next time:  Keep listening, and keep playing.

P.S.  Be sure to catch us this weekend in Maine at the Harvest Fest in Harmony Saturday evening at 6 and Sunday morning at 10:30 and then Sunday night at Carmen Veranda’s in Bar Harbor.

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Update: Wheaton College

The show tonight at Wheaton College will start at 9:45 and not 8:00 as previously mentioned.  We’ll be playing in the Lions Den cafe, so be sure to get there early and grab yourself a couch or big comfy chair.

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